Bah! TWENTY years.

Crikey I’m so officially old now…

Holy Crap! Where have you been all my life? This will go great with my Wine Glass Holder!

Found thanks to dlisted

Have you been to Ellen’s lately…to have sex?

So Ellensburg, the tiny town where I went to college, has a new commercial and theme to their old slogan.

Apparently so many of us got down and dirty in cow town that there is a baby boom and they all want to go to Ellensburg.

I kid you not…this is the theme to the commercial.

Oh, Ellen…

Ferry fun

On our way to see Kelly in Bremerton…nice day!

I was right. I knew I was. People: I’ve been here all my life. Trust. And stop whining.

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[waaah, waaah] This rain is abnormal [Waaaah, waaah]

Northwest’s preeminent meteorologist agrees with me…June sucks.

That is all.